Ladies and gentlemen, today you are in for a rare treat: a transcript from the personal life of Big Time Hollywood Producer/Director Barry Sonnenfeld that does not include an appearance by Will Smith.  Today’s transcript comes from the period of Mr. Sonnenfeld’s life when he was working on the Smash Hit “R.V.,” which sadly did not star Will Smith.

In this transcript, Barry Sonnenfeld has to confront Joanna “Jojo” Levesque about certain problems that had been noticed on set.  Enjoy:

Welcome back for another installment in the continuing adventures of Big Time Hollywood Director Barry Sonnenfeld and Big Time Hollywood Actor Will Smith.

Today we find our heros in a meeting regarding the soundtrack of Men In Black 2.  It appears that Mr. Sonnenfeld wanted a catchy, clean track, but Big Will had other ideas.  Enjoy.

In our first adventure, Big Time Hollywood Director/Producer Barry Sonnenfeld enlists the help of his old friend Big Time Hollywood Actor Will Smith, trying to get him to record a theme song for his new movie Wild Wild West.

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